{"product_id":"personalised-funny-wooden-sign","title":"Personalised Funny Wooden Sign","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for the perfect sign to keep unwanted guests in line? 😆\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur personalised funny wooden signs are laser engraved in-house and make the perfect addition to home bars, sheds, workshops, offices, beauty rooms, gaming rooms, man caves and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose from one of our popular phrases using the dropdown menu, or create your own completely custom sign for something truly unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're buying for yourself or as a gift, these signs are guaranteed to get a laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePersonalisation 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