Personalised Funny Wooden Sign

Looking for the perfect sign to keep unwanted guests in line? 😆

Our personalised funny wooden signs are laser engraved in-house and make the perfect addition to home bars, sheds, workshops, offices, beauty rooms, gaming rooms, man caves and more.

Choose from one of our popular phrases using the dropdown menu, or create your own completely custom sign for something truly unique.

Whether you're buying for yourself or as a gift, these signs are guaranteed to get a laugh.

Personalisation Options

Choose from our pre-set phrases:

• No C*nts Allowed
• No Bellends Allowed
• No Dickheads Allowed
• Fuck Off
• Piss Off
• Welcome-ish
• Please Leave By 9pm

Or...

💬 Want your own wording?

Simply select the custom option and leave your wording in the personalisation box, or message us before ordering.

Features

✓ Precision laser engraved
✓ Handmade in-house by Dolce's Designs
✓ Custom wording available
✓ Multiple phrase options available
✓ Lightweight and easy to display
✓ Perfect novelty gift

Perfect For

🍻 Home Bars
🔨 Workshops
🏡 Sheds
💻 Offices
🎮 Gaming Rooms
💅 Beauty Rooms
🎁 Birthday Gifts
🎄 Christmas Gifts
😂 Prank Gifts

Materials

• Laser Cut Wood
• Professionally Engraved Finish

Care Instructions

• Indoor use recommended
• Can be painted, stained or varnished if desired
• Wipe clean with a dry cloth

How To Order

1. Select your preferred wording from the dropdown menu.
2. If choosing a custom sign, enter your wording in the personalisation box.
3. We'll create your sign and get it ready for dispatch.

Please double-check spelling for custom wording as we will engrave exactly what is provided.